17 Ways to annoy people

17 Ways to annoy people:
Seventeen surefire ways to annoy the HELL out of people around you!
1. When someone calls you, don’t speak. Wait for them to say hello, after all, they’re the ones that called.
2. Whenever the person next to you is trying to speak, cut them with a loud and annoying noise….like an ambulance.
3. Deliberately mix up all of someone’s papers in a file.
4. Sing incessantly an annoying catchy tune that gets stuck in people’s head.
5. Keep making fax and modem noises.
6. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
7. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
8. Whack someone in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
9. Lie obviously about things such as the time of day.
10. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
11. When someone asks “Do you know how to go to the washroom?” reply, “yes” and walk away.
12. While standing next to someone, quietly reach your arm around their back, and tap them on the opposite shoulder.
13. Pay for an item at a shop with all coins.
14. Tap the person on the shoulder continuously, and when you have their attention, just say hi.
15. Answer the phone "Domino's Pizza, how can I help you?"
16. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."
17. while drinking something, after each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”